在传说中的年代，女吸血鬼卡米拉以女性为猎物祸及英国乡下，毕竟有勇士借圣剑才能将其封印，但卡米拉旗下一干女性吸血鬼得以隐匿……英国青年吉米（Mathew Horne 饰）比来被不安于室的神经质女友甩掉，密友胖子弗莱奇（James Corden 饰）则丢掉了小丑的事情，二待遇排解郁闷，前往用飞镖肯定的不着名英国乡下远足。　　两人临近目标地，在一间酒…

Followed by Tony Towers, he's a local celebrity, a successful nightclub manager and he is engaged to a younger woman, Sue. Things get a little strange when he embarks upon the 3:17 to Nottingham for a Christmas family reunion.